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Even just two episodes in,Seinfeld Porn Parody The MandalorianSeason 2 has been a journey. Episode 1 was packed with Star Wars references and Easter eggs, but it mostly sidelined our favorite baby hero, The Child.

Episode 2 more than makes up for it — and just in time for our new game, Baby Yoda Cuteness Bingo.

Yes, there is more to it than The Child. Yes, Mando and his passenger are chased by X-wings piloted by Dave Filoni and Paul Sun-Hyung Lee. This episode even goes from porn-adjacent, with "Frog Lady" straight up skinny dipping in front of Mando, to a full-on horror movie as the two of them and The Child are chased onto the Razorcrest by Krykna spiders.

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But we don't have time for all that today because this:

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Me squished up against my TV as I watch The Child. Credit: screenshot: disney

Here's a quick rundown in gif form of all the cute things The Child did this episode.

1. Crying

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(okay you can't really see it but the sound was devastating)

2. Running to daddy

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3. This look of disturbing satisfaction after Mando kills the kidnapper

A cute but cold-blooded killer. Credit: SCREENSHOT: DISNEY

4. Gazing gleefully at a chunk of roasting dragon meat

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5. Looking at those eggs

I say again: HOW DARE Credit: SCREENSHOT: DISNEY

6. Eating an egg

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7. Slurp

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8. Burp

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9. Talking

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10. Eating a Krykna straight from the egg

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(Note: Am I concerned with the growing evidence of The Child's insatiable hunger for living flesh? Slightly.)

11. Screaming

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The Mandalorianis streaming on Disney+, with new episodes every Friday.

Topics Disney+ Star Wars

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