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Who among us hasn't tried to sneak in a little whiskey at a concert or "Some Girls" movie script 1988 eroticizedbefore a particularly offensive work meeting?

If you on plan on being inebriated on the plane or even boozing preventatively before a Tinder date, you should come prepared. Merely hiding a can of Heineken in a brown paper bag doesn't do the job. Live large. You've got to drink in your office bathroom stall in style.

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These are the best gifts for the cosmopolitan drinker in your life.

1. A camouflage flask for the outdoor drinker

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The outdoors is so much more than shitty granola and old fruit. There's a whole community of outdoor drinkers out there: people who love the stars and shots of tequila before bed. Outdoorsy folks deserve to be on brand while they drink by the fire.

This flask currently retails for $13.80 at Etsy.

2. A cozy for the gentle beer-lover

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There is nothing worse than a disgusting $30 warm beer at an outdoor summer musical festival. Sneak a $2 one in with this cozy for $16 from Etsy.

3. A small fish flask

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Fish are really underrepresented in the flask world. This is a much-needed step forward. Available for $25 from Kikkerland.

4. A paddle brush flask

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Please do not read the regressive copy about this product. Just enjoy it for what it is: a flask disguised as an absolutely enormous brush.

It's available for $19.99 at Binocktails.

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5. National Parks flask

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Explore the great outdoors ... indoors, while drinking whiskey. Available for $22.50 from MADE.

6. Silk garter and flask

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Someone out there is bound to find this sexy. That's not me, but maybe it's you. Available for $30 at Etsy.

7. Hidden flask shampoo and conditioner set

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For people who want to be extra sneaky, there's this "smart organics" shampoo and conditioner set that doubles as a flask. I would never get a hidden shampoo flask made with artificial ingredients, ugh.

Available for $14.98 on eBay.

8. Portovino beach tote

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The tote comes with a 1.5-liter bladder for all your Pinot Grigio needs. You'll be the star of the Nantucket sneaky booze drinker scene.

Available for $44.95 at Smuggleyourbooze.com.

9. Tampon flasks

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No one will want to go near your tampon flask — perhaps not even you. $16 at Smuggleyourbooze.com.

10. SPF 50 hidden flask

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For the desperately pale drinker in all of us, this flask retails for $10 at Smuggleyourbooze.com.

11. The beerbelly

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Be beer-belly-positive with this attachable contraption, which allows you to sneakily drink all kinds of booze. It's just $29.99 at thebeerbelly.com.

12. The Wine Rack

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The sales copy for this product makes me want to scream, but the rack does the job for the sports-bra-wearing among us. $29.99 at thebeerbelly.com.

No matter how you sneak it in, make sure you drink in style in the shadows.

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