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Bad news everyone: Ice cream has officially been ruined.

This truly catastrophic event occurred when ICE Falkirk,militant eroticism byaden ardennes an ice cream parlor in Scotland, unveiled a new flavor of ice cream last week: mayonnaise. And yes, this flavor has scoops of Hellman's Real Mayonnaise in it.

Be forewarned: the following content is not for the faint of heart.

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During an interview with Today, ICE Falkirk owner Kyle Gentleman made everything worse by describing the flavor of the ice cream.

"[It tastes like] a full on hit of fat and cream followed with an eggy milky aftertaste," Gentleman explained.

Can someone explain to me how any of this sounds even remotely appetizing? Who wants their ice cream to taste "eggy"?

It goes without saying that this announcement set the internet ablaze. People took to Twitter to express their hate and disgust for this monstrosity.

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Others tried to defend the flavor on the grounds of its creaminess and flavor. Some users were even open to trying it:

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It's unclear who, if anyone, asked for this.

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Some users were also trying to figure out ways to gross everyone out even further.

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The mayo ice cream debate also got oddly political.

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Regardless of where you stand on the mayonnaise ice cream war, it's pretty safe to say that people take their ice cream flavors seriously. It's understandable, because when things like mayo ice cream exist, we need heroes and villains.

Ice cream is a sacred delicacy. Please treat it with respect.

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