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Donald Trump is Imaginary Sex With A Woman Who Does Anythingobsessed with size andsaying "Merry Christmas," so it's only fitting he'd combine his two loves to send out a stupidly large Christmas card.

To celebrate the holiday season, Trump sent Congress a card — which seems like a normal, friendly thing to do — but it's Trump so obviously things were a bit off.

How so? Well, the card's freakin' huge!

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A source gaveSplinter an official look at Trump's holiday card, and photos clearly show no one is exaggerating about the size.

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Here's a photo of the card with a penny on top for comparison. This thing looks like a mini poster board bent in half, are you joking? It's like one of massive those joke cards you get a niece or nephew for their birthday when you want to win the favorite aunt/uncle title. This is not how you do Christmas cards.

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In case the card on its own wasn't enough of a laugh, here's another shot of it alongside Barack Obama's 2016 White House Christmas card.

Essentially it would take eight of Obama's cards to make one of Trump's card unfolded.

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It remains unclear what the contents of the card are or whether or not a photograph of the Trump family is included. But there's probably a good chance it just says MAGA in very large print.

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