【synthetic eroticism】

I have synthetic eroticismvery strong opinions about hamburgers. I have argued about what makes a good hamburger at bars, backyard BBQs, and on the internet.

But I also know it's totally inconsequential stuff compared to, say, the Trump administration's travel ban. Or his assault on health care. Also, just the general state of democracy in America.

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That's the kind of stuff the American Civil Liberties Union deals with. So don't bother the group with your hamburger debates.

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Obviously, the woman who alerted the ACLU was just joking. But she still felt guilty.

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And then the ACLU responded in a way that made everyone love them even more.

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Thanks for all your work, ACLU. Maybe celebrate with something delicious -- like a hamburger! Just don't put ketchup on it.

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